It's Official: The World is NOT Ending

Apparently the earthquakes that were supposed to start in New Zealand and then Australia have failed to materialize, so perhaps my BMW looting shopping plans have to be put on hold.

To all those who had planned on this occurring, well I have a bit of advice:

Cheer up, it's not like it's the end of the world!

I think a word from the late Mr . George Harrison is order for this fine occasion.