Paintman (das Haus verlassen, #4)

When you in the process of making yourself homeless via selling your home, even temporarily, there is often times significant painting involved.  With this in mind, and with apologies to George Harrison, I present my own version of "Taxman".  To see the correct version, click HERE.

PAINTMAN

(one, two, three, four (cough), one, two)

Let me tell you how it will be

There's lots of paint all over me

'Cause I'm the paintman, yeah I'm the paintman

Should this can of paint appear too small

Don't worry I won't use it all

'Cause I'm the paintman, yeah I'm the paintman

When I paint outside, I'll paint indoors

When I paint the ceiling, I'll paint the floor.

When I paint door, I'll paint the sill.

I'll paint so much I'll get terminally ill.

Paintman....

'Cause I'm the paintman, yeah I'm the paintman

Don't ask me what I'm painting for

If you don't want me to paint any more.

'Cause I'm the paintman, yeah, I'm paintman.

Now my advice those selling a home

Paintman

Don't try to paint it all alone.

Paintman

'Cause I'm the paintman, yeah, I'm the paintman.

And I'm painting for no one but me.